beyoncescock:

i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000

(via thecommonchick)

nileking:

I wanna be in love but also yikes

(via lifeisabowlofbullshit)

gnarly:

me @ myself: you’re annoying tbh

(via withalittlebitof-sass)

jourdehn:

10000bc:

sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin

I thought this was going to be really negative but Im glad with its turnout

(via noelfshr)

witchgarnet:

i want to reach a Stevie Nicks level of etherealness where people are in awe of my existence and there are rumors that i’m a witch or not even human like that’s where i wanna be in life

(via mattandjones)

petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

(via standingcowrrdly)

presidentgay:

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

(via standingcowrrdly)

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

mens-rights-activia:

Any white man in a red cap these days immediately activates my fight or fight response

(via standingcowrrdly)